Global Emission Target Set

December 19th, 2006

From the Guardian:

How could James Baker and Lee Hamilton be so obtuse? The way to stop all the wars that are going on at the moment is not to change the mission, plan a phased withdrawal or begin a fresh campaign of diplomacy, but to get thousands of hippies to have a synchronised orgasm.

It is Paul Reffell and Donna Sheehan’s fervent wish that on Friday December 22, “you and everyone you know” should bring yourselves to orgasm in the manner of your choosing while concentrating your thoughts, as much as possible, on peace. Their goal “is to add so much concentrated and high-energy positive input into the energy field of the Earth that it will reduce the current dangerous levels of aggression and violence throughout the world”.

I think a masturbation drive on this scale surely warrants a collaboration with the people behind SpermCube, who could make good use of all that surplus spunk.

Thanks to Teek at the Bad Science Forums

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