Pirates Affect Global Warming: Proof!
December 3rd, 2007
As I know that many of you out there are loyal subscribers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster doctrine, you will know that one of the central tenets of this faith is the belief that a decline in worldwide pirate numbers has been a causative agent of climate change. Rejoice, for I have found further evidence that this is indeed the case.
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5 Comments
1. BobP | December 3rd, 2007 at 9:44 pm
Brilliant and conclusive proof of the existence of the FSM, oh Sciencepunk!
And even better – the peaks in Piracy seem to occur just before the end of each year, in the season known as Spaghetti-mas!!
2. john boob | March 5th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
http://www.google.com/trends?q=boobs%2C+global+warming&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0
3. Frank the SciencePunk | March 5th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
I love Keira Knightley even more now that I know about her negative effects on global warming.
4. Cap'n Roo | September 4th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
As sept 19th be Intenrational Talk Like A Pirate Day then ’tis hoped the more landlubbers and scurvy dogs speaking like pirates, the better effect this will be having on that there global warming!
5. Caroline | December 19th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
The current increase of pirates in Somalia suggests a decrease in Global Temperature.
At least locally this is true, here at my place (europe), it is freezing cold. Much colder than the past years.
Caroline
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