Official: urine is worth more than champagne
June 26th, 2008
Have you ever heard the phrase (usually directed at some very recently-single lady) “he’s not worth your tears”? Well, how much are tears worth, really? How much are any of your bodily fluids worth? Thankfully the good people at Innovative Research have just the answer! See below for my handy graph showing the value of your various bodily fluids, with ‘expensive’ liquids such as petrol and high-end champagne thrown in for comparison.
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10 Comments
1. Mark B | June 26th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
If only I could power my car on urine.
2. Geoff | June 26th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Crikey, that’s even more expensive than printer ink! Just wait, three months from now HP will announce that they’re entering an exciting new market…
3. Ollie | June 26th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
seriously, that’s just taking the p–s
4. Brandon | June 27th, 2008 at 3:22 am
Im not sure what peritoneal cavity fluid is, but i think i’ll start selling mine.
5. Ted | July 3rd, 2008 at 4:00 am
The price of semen should attract one or two M.Ps
6. Weekend Link Love | Mark'&hellip | July 6th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
[...] Punk puts a price on your bodily fluids (and would like you to know that your pee is worth more than a fine [...]
7. Adam | July 7th, 2008 at 9:23 am
Can you put the graph on a log scale?
8. Frank the SciencePunk | July 7th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Your wish is my command:
Log scale graph
9. alexia | August 31st, 2009 at 11:09 am
so, where do you go to sell all these things? seriously. i know a couple pregnant women who could make lots of money by selling urine. i could do it too…. woot!
10. alexia | August 31st, 2009 at 11:12 am
AND, I could try to convince her to sell the cord blood…..
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