The Succor Punch

I recently stumbled onto a site intriguingly titled Everyman’s Weapon Against Tyranny, which features a step-by-step guide to constructing a Power Wand with built-in “Succor Punch” technology, using “orgonite”, pipe and, of course, crystals.

This is worth reading as post-construction it rapidly departs from mainstream hippy nonsense into hyper-paranoid ravings. These are at first funny.

It’s sufficient to say now that all of the vengeful military psychics, Montauk Wonks, Men in Black, dark masters, Satanists, etc., who took exception to our efforts by trying to disable us in the past few days got it all back in appropriate measure without us having to transgress the Law.

And steadily become deeply worrying.

There are probably Satanists on your town council and in your police force. It goes without saying that most of the judges are practicing baby killers.

Elsewhere on the site they claim to be able to cure AIDS using “zappers” (a 9V battery connected to two coins). It’s depressing stuff.

1 comment October 22nd, 2006