I willing to ignore the fact that this whole page is written in dreaded comic sans, simply because it has some delightful pictures of mites that live in your eyelashes. Just a fraction of a millimeter long, these little beasties feed on dead skin cells and secretions, and boast such efficient digestion that they don’t even have a excretory opening. Brilliant!
Worsley School’s Eyelash Creatures
November 8th, 2006
Like the determined bloodhound of truth with its nostrils filled with the stench of pseudoscience, WoE tracks quarry from the pages of Carpe Diem to MM Products, home of the famous Swiss Herbal Yeast Tonic, Bio-Strath®. The connection is one Stefan R. Becker, doctor and media consultant, proprietor of the Swiss Journal of Integrative Medicine. Found by WoE singing the praises of kombucha tea, Dr Becker is now found expounding the virtues of Bio-Strath, a sort of real-life gummi bear juice. Clearly Switzerland has no need for antibiotics, vaccines, or other frivolities of modern medicine with a wonder-drug like Bio-Strath on the shelves. Thus, with a heavy heart, I bring the twentieth century to MM Networks.
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