Scott’s of Stow

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Dear Scott’s of Stow,

I recently came across your catalogue whilst browsing the web. I was surprised to see that you sell suitcases that, according the description, are “Lighter Than Air”. This leads me to ask three questions:

1) As the items are lighter than air, are you prepared to waive the shipping cost?

2) Do the items have any special storage instructions, e.g., will they need to be tied down?

3) I noticed the dimensions of the cases seem to be slightly off. At 5.7kg, the “large family case” will need to be approximately 2.5m x 1.6m x 1.1m to live up to its name. This is almost 40 times the stated size. Can you confirm this?

I look forward to your reply.
Frank Swain

2 comments December 15th, 2006