N. Korea procures giant war rabbits

January 15th, 2007

The National Post, along with most other papers this weekend, reported the case of German breeder Karl Szmolinsky, who has sold a number of his freakisly large rabbits to North Korea, believing that they will be used to solve a food shortage in the beleaguered state.

Quite frankly, how these behemoth bunnies can not be considered a dual-use technology and fall under “sanctioned goods” is beyond me. Has nobody at the UN seen Watership Down? Those rascally North Koreans are clearly intent on building an army of war-rabbits.

Oh, those South Koreans think they’re safe behind the largest minefield in the world, but what do rabbits do? Jump! And burrow! Please, won’t somebody intervene, before Kim Jong-Il appears at the Demilitarised Zone astride a 12-ft kriegkanninchen named General Woundwart?

Thanks to Jen for submitting this!

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