Yes it’s true, I’ve lost my job

One of the advantages of being a bottom-rung data monkey in a large corporate office is that I have enough spare time and energy to create awesome things like SciencePunk.com. One of the disadvantages is that I am unceremoniously jettisoned like unwanted trash whenever they need to save a few pennies. This is actually the second time I’ve been disposed of in this manner by this company, even after two years of promising me full time employment - such is life for us shiny graduates.

So posts may become more or less frequent, probably the latter as I’ll have to put in a concerted effort to find gainful employment, and that’s hard work.

It could be worse: it’s the summer, the Liverpool World Museum is free-entry, and it’s warm enough to doze in the park, drunk on cheap cider with all the other dole scum.

I’ve added a neat-o link at the top of the site which will clock up my time as a benefits waster. You see, even in unemployment, I am awesomely creative.

PS - please give me a job.

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Jesus loved dinosaurs

I don’t usually take a swing at fundamentalist Christians on this site, even when they try to undermine science, because there are already plenty of excellent sites defending reason. However, I couldn’t resist posting this, because even though it’s obviously the product of some humourous atheist, it kind of really is what those crazy fundies believe.

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