Monday Jesus-Dino post eats itself

After much laughter reaped from humourous Jesus-Dino posts, I stumbled across this delightful entry to our theosaurus sketchbook.

Does anything strike you about this one? A little too gentle perhaps? Maybe a little… earnest? Well, you’d right. This particular image comes to us from the weird world of Objective Ministeries, who insist that yes, humans did live alongside dinosaurs. That is, until they tried to domesticise them, and therefore make themselves like God, which made God very angry and He drowned all the dino-farmers in a great flood. He spared the dinosaurs though, but people then used these gentle herbivores to build the Tower of Babel, which really pissed Him off. Since then, God has seen fit to hide them from us, though he inexplicably allows people living near Loch Ness to see the odd plesiosaur and allows Latin Americans to get eaten by velociraptors, which go by the local name los Chupacabras (hey, guess God is a Protestant!).

Do you think I’m making this up? No, it’s all in the Bible and it’s all true. I’m calling Poe’s Law on the entire of Objective Ministries - I honestly can’t tell whether this is dead-pan satire or mind-blowing stupidity.

2 comments July 16th, 2007