Mysterious Ice Circles

You might wonder to yourself - what do drunken yokels aliens do in the winter when they can’t mow crop circles into golden fields of wheat? Well, wonder no more, for I give you the latest form of stella-terra communication: Ice Circles!

These have been appearing at various frosty locations, causing much consternation and curiosity among local townsfolk. Some claim that the ice was too thin to support the weight of a cutter (just like crop circles that were “too complex” to have been made with a string and plank). Which leads me to conclude that these must have been cut from underneath. By scuba diving aliens.

Add comment July 18th, 2007