Toilet Humour
July 19th, 2007
If there was ever a solution in need of a problem, it’ll be found within the pages of the Innovations catalogue. Sadly this mighty tome is no more, although there are many companies out there desperately trying to convince us to buy something we don’t need. Take for instance, the following stress-reliever. Thoughtful Products Ltd start off with the somewhat unbelievable claim that 50% 0f GP consultations each year are from people seeking relief from constipation. Luckily, they have the answer. Behold the mighty Loo Stool®!
Using this cutting-edge fusion of toilet technology, expect to flush away constipation problems as the Loo Stool® corrects your pooing posture for more meliorated movements. Of course, big improvements to the smallest room in the house don’t come cheap. The Loo Stool® vends at a hefty £45. What’s more, if you’d like to take the Loo Stool® with you on holiday (presumably to one of those countries that doesn’t already have squat-holes) you can purchase the handy Loo Stool® Bag for only £4.50, which Thoughtful Products suggest can also double as a laundry bag. Nice.
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3 Comments Add your own
1. Ithika | July 19th, 2007 at 3:05 pm
I’m having a real hard time maintaining my composure now…
2. coracle | July 19th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
One of my happiest moments of porcelain philosophy was had after a particularly frisky mexican meal. The following day at Uni, I availed myself of the local facilities, knowing that I would be there some time. Idly perusing the rather wittier graffiti I noticed the silhouettes of two feet on the door opposite my throne. The accompanying text read
‘In case of difficulty, place feet here and push’.
Perhaps the Loo Stool could simply be replaced with a thick black marker?
3. The_Mookster | July 24th, 2007 at 5:55 pm
Let’s not forget the ‘Loo Stool Handbook’ either, which contains a detailed history of squatting techniques from a myriad of cultures; lovingly researched and compiled by consultant surgeon, and apparent toilet voyeur, Mr John Stebbing.
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