Anti-werewolf socks

These are troubling times, but it’s nice to know someone is looking out for us. In the worrying gulf that lurks over our heads while the government fails to put the finishing touches to a workable anti-terrorist spray, one company is bold enough to offer us protection from at least one of the threats we face on a daily basis: ankle-biting midget werewolves. Yes, have no fear from Lilliputian lycanthropes, as Carnation Footcare gives us… the SilverSock!

Inexplicably, the SilverSock “contains no chemicals” and “is made with pure silver”. Even more amazingly, those two claims appear in the same sentence. If that wasn’t enough, the SilverSocks also boast anti-microbial activity, anti-odour technology, high thermal conductivity and anti-static properties to protect against those little zaps from car doors that can be almost as annoying as midget werewolves. Sounds to me like these would be exactly what Troy Hubertise wants for Christmas.

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