Erase your wife

November 16th, 2007

Cosmetics company iQ are boasting “the most advanced solution ever made for controlling wrinkles”, containing lot of fancy-pants ingredients like Gaba^TM, Marine Collagen and Matrixyl 3000^TM. 24-Hour Age-Defying Face Therapy, however, doesn’t defy age so much as utter credulity. I’ve attached a graphic from their site below.  Apparently this cream works by replacing your wife with a 20-year-old model overnight. Best not let anyone under 60 use it though, or you might wake up next to a foetus.

[FLASH]http://www.sciencepunk.com/v5/gallery/face2035071007.swf,200,300[/FLASH]

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