Charts, graphs, and paedophile Masons

Some years ago, I attended the Glastonbury Festival. Although mainly known as a music festival, there are many other events, both planned and improvised, to keep you entertained. Being chased by a bright pink robotic wheelie bin was one delight. Another was a small stall demanding an end to MASONIC GOVERNMENT CHILD ABUSE. This one particularly lodges in my memory because of the wonderful charts and graphs its owner had drawn to explain his theories. For example:

Notice how the diagram forms the shape of the ALL SEEING EYE OF THE MASONIC PAEDOPHILE EMPIRE. I’m not sure exactly how stall owner George Farquhar came to exactly 6660 paedophiles - perhaps he got to 6658 and thought, “Sod it, I’ll just round up”. I’m not sure what exactly the geometry of this is supposed to represent (other than the ALL SEEING EYE, of course). But my favourite illustration of the nefarious Masonic network is below:

If you look carefully, you’ll see that the upper part of the CORE OF RAPE is made up by the Hierarchy. Which means, of course, that the lower portion is made up of the Lowerarchy.

If you think you can take the full force of George Farquhar’s theories, follow this link. If you’re like me, you’ll sit back and chuckle gently while feeling guilty for finding said pleasure in the consequences of Maggie Thatcher’s care in the community policy.

2 comments December 9th, 2007